⚔️ LEGEND OF TREZOR ⚔️
Deep within the realm lies a legendary rock, holding modern-day relics!
All are:
⚠️ The sacred trove contains NO meme coins! ⚠️
⚠️ Memes cant exist in the Triforce! ⚠️
Choose Your Path Across
🧭 Sacred Coordinates
• Below 35th parallel
• Above 30th parallel
Solve Trezor’s Key to find your prize.
Else attempt to brute force the sacred keys.
Quest concludes in 2040
Keys for the SSS unlock on:
◆ Each Key remains active for:
15 Days
◆ Sacred Location: Trezor.Quest
◆ After the 5th key:
All Clues Revealed
HODL
💎 🙌 🚀 🌕 ✨⚠️ [1] VOLUNTARY RISK ACCEPTANCE ⚠️
By searching, you accept all risks including:
• You May Hunt and Never Find
• Weather Conditions
• Uneven Terrain
• Wildlife Encounters
• Hunter Encounters
• Slips & Trips
• Bites & Stings
• ANY other HAZARD You Voluntarily Put YOURSELF or OTHERS Into
• All Time/Travel Costs Associated with Your Voluntary Involvement with Trezor.Quest
⚖️ [2] FOLLOW ALL LAWS ⚖️
• Federal, State, Local Laws
• Park/Forest/BLM Rules
• Ranger Instructions
🚫 [3] NO TRESPASSING 🚫
• NO Private Property
• NO Closed Zones
• NO CEMETERIES!!!
• NO Archaeological Sites
• NO Chad’s Land
• NO Chad’s Family Land
• NO Chad’s Corp Land
⛏️ [4] NO DIGGING/TOOLS ⛏️
• NO Digging Up Rocks
• NO Disturbing Vegetation
• NO Exploding Anything
• NO Metal Detectors (Where Prohibited, Jack)
• Leave it as you found it!
🌲 [5] PROTECT ENVIRONMENT 🌲
• Leave NO Trace
• Don’t Disturb Wildlife
• Pack Out ALL Trash
• This Ain’t No Video Game, We DONT get a Restart Button on Earth. So, take Care of Her!
🎒 [6] YOUR RESPONSIBILITY 🎒
You handle:
• Your Time & Money
• Your Safety ALWAYS
• Navigation
• Hydration
• Clothing
• Sun Protection
• Bug Protection
• Snake Protection
• Bear Protection
• Sasquatch Protection
• ALL Medical Needs
• Daylight Search Only
✓ AUTHORIZED ✓
✓Search Public Lands
✓Stay Safe Always
✓Carry Water & Map
✓Follow Posted Rules
✓Pack Out Trash
✓Take Photos
✓Report Findings
✓Ask Questions
✓Email Chad Whenever (He Does get Busy from Time to Time, so be Patient!)
✓Enjoy Chad’s Native Area of the Country!
✓Take All the Pictures You Can of Sasquatch.
✗ UNAUTHORIZED ✗
✗Don’t Trespass
✗Don’t Dig/Explode/Pry
✗Don’t Climb Clifs
✗Don’t Enter Caves
✗Don’t Disturb Wildlife
✗Don’t Light Fires
✗Don’t Search at Night
✗Don’t Wrestle Dogman
✗Don’t Harass Chad’s Family, They DONT Know Where IT is Placed!
✗Don’t ATTEMPT ANYTHING that You Know You Can’t DO!
✗Don’t be a Dweeb! Nothing is Worth Risking Life & Limb. Use Your Brain McFly!
▲ BE SAFE, YOUNG HERO ▲
Published @ October 8, 2025 4:19 pm